Pain Alert

Who's pretty much the only person in the band who really does need all of their limbs in order to play their instrument? And of those persons, which one is also the most likely to get their foot stamped on playing football? And given the way these things go, it goes without saying that we need to ask if the person who in the band who managed to get their foot stamped on managed to do it with the most, shall we say, generously proportioned of the opposition players? Yes, step forward (or hobble painfully...) the dumb drummer who can now barely walk, let alone play. Luckily, no gigs this weekend!

Really should take up Crown Green Bowling or something...